Sunday, September 8, 2013

The Debate of Ouija Boards...

I did the unspeakable and used an online Ouija Board. Why, because as a human we are naturally curious and that is of course, what we do. It was one on Brain Jar, Ouija Board Online, should be one of the first results if you search it. Well, what happens is you type in your question and guide your mouse over the shaking pointer for an answer. It can give you these generic answers, and you laugh, knowing it's taking it from a list of possible answers, but then, it began to spell out specific answers, and you get uneasy. Suddenly it knows your age, name, and where your from. You know somewhat about it, but not much.

It tries to drag the pointer across the board, through the alphabet, but you exit, and what is going through you mind is what did you just do. In answer, you were human, and you had to look.

Next time, I'll keep a running record of the conversation that I'm going to have at midnight. I have school tomorrow, but I'll be fine, I'll manage.

We all debate the danger or Ouija Boards, and if you read this and you are considering trying an online one or buying one. Consider the pro's and con's.

Pro's


  • You contacted a ghost.
  • You have done something risky.
  • You aren't that scared.
  • You are "cool."

Con's

  • What you just contacted has a ten percent chance of being a ghost and not a demon.
  • Betelgeuse does exist, Beetlejuice fans, so do the other demons from movies, BUT... they are a million times worse then they appear on the screen.
  • If your wondering, Betelgeuse is much like the Michael Dowell's original version.
  • It will try to escape.
  • Most of you will panic and let it escape.
  • Now you have a demon in your house.
  • If your a virgin, female, or both. Your death or innocence taken risk has just increased, run.
  • You trip, or realise it can go through walls, you're screwed.
  • Congratulations, you are screwed times ten.
  • Are you still alive?
  • Oh, so nothing happened. 
  • Good, now will you listen to this next con.
  • You get addicted to the feeling one gives off.
  • They get addicted to your energy.
  • You stop using one.
  • They get really mad.
  • Like an abusive relationship.

What to do when you start an online session?

  1. Say your prayers, bless yourself, whatever religion you follow, do what you want. 
  2. Set it up, get to the site.
  3. Gather some friends, or not.
  4. Ask if anyone is there.
  5. Ask simple questions and build confidence.
  6. If ghoul starts getting irritated, or doesn't do much, say goodbye.
  7. If you think it's going okay, continue.
  8. After 30 minutes, stop.
  9. Don't continue.
  10. Really, don't.
  11. The longer you're on it, it's too bad.
  12. Your done, wait 72 centuries before trying again.
Basically, don't play it anymore.

SERIOUSLY, DON'T PLAY IT!!!

I was freaked, don't trust the ghosts.

They want to get on your good side, so you keep doing it. Then they will take over you. Just stop right now. That session at midnight isn't going to happen. 

THINK SMART, DON'T PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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